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People
speeding
away
from
the
cops
often
crash
during
the
chase.
But
an
incident
on
Wednesday
may
be
the
first
time
a
cannabis
entrepreneur
ran
his
vehicle
through
a
church
to
outrun
Satan.
On
Wednesday,
an
unidentified
man,
35
—
who
reports
claim
owns
a
cannabis-product
shop
in
Sonseca
—
drove
his
car
through
the
front
doors
of
the
San
Juan
Evangelista
Church.
One
witness
said
the
man
did
not
successfully
ram
through
the
doors
on
his
first
try,
so
he
repeatedly
slammed
his
vehicle
against
the
doors
until
they
broke
open.
The
car
then
plowed
through
the
church’s
nave,
damaging
benches
as
it
forced
them
to
part
like
the
Red
Sea.
He
then
stopped
the
vehicle
just
as
it
approached
the
altar.
Ataque
a
la
iglesia
parroquial
de
Sonseca
pic.twitter.com/9pwLihreHx—
José
Manuel
Rodríguez
Malo
(@JosManu49567111)
January
8,
2020
When
police
found
the
man
inside,
he
claimed
the
altar
was
the
only
place
where
he
felt
safe
from
satanic
possession.
Primer
día:
¡HA
LLEGADO
EL
COMUNISMO!
pic.twitter.com/ncHifYxTss—
Álvaro
González
Amor
(@alvaro11GA)
January
8,
2020
The
unnamed
driver
sustained
some
injuries,
The
Daily
Mail
reported.
Police
took
him
to
the
Virgen
de
la
Salud
de
Toledo
Hospital
for
treatment.
Authorities
suspect
the
man
may
have
experienced
a
psychotic
break,
possibly
from
drug
use,
though
no
toxicology
results
have
yet
been
released.
Initial
reports
did
not
identify
the
name
of
the
driver’s
cannabis-product
store,
nor
did
they
clarify
if
he
only
sold
cultivation
equipment
or
actual
weed-derived
goods.
Cannabis
clubs
have
operated
within
a
legal
gray
area
in
Spain
since
the
‘90s,
though
the
nation
officially
decriminalized
pot
use
in
“private
spaces”
in
2015.
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